THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8, 2026 INSIDE CULTURE Thin Is for Sale Now. Guess Who Gets Blamed for Not Buying It? WELLNESS The Wet Truth: I Tried 13 Lubes and These Were the Best DEAR READER I Was Paid to Amplify Other People’s Voices. Mine Had to Wait. HUMOR Take Your 'Hon' and Shove It Good morning, Saturday morning, I stood in a pumpkin patch with my whole family, including both grandsons, an apple cider donut in one hand and a fistful of funnel cake in the other, powdered sugar down my front. It...